Me: Because it involves a toilet.
Self: So it does. But it's funny and no one got hurt.
Me: The water in the toilet isn't fresh.
Self: True. But that means readers will better understand what you do on a daily basis.
Me: I certainly do not have daily toilet drama.
Self: Ah, but today you did.
Me: (sigh) Ok. But it's still a bit uncouth.
Self: Don't worry, I'm sure mom won't read it anyway.
Me: Moose and I definitely have to have a chat about what "put it away" means.